Alternative Facts

I don’t love you, honey, no not anymore…
You’re a not terminal disease sweetie, merely a sore
The fact of the matter is, the earth revolves around the moon
And I betcha didn’t know that humans are only gigantic prunes
Prove me wrong is the thing assholes cry
since they can answer any question about love except why
I’m too pretty baby to fucking lie
The truth is the truth; losers live and winners die
Sun rays are just radio waves your lazy eyes refuse to hear
There’s more alcohol in tap water than any Australian beer
I promise you that all of this is the goddess’ honest truth
like I promise that the last thing that matters in the world is you
Microwaves are just the smallest measurement of tidal waves
The dumbest people on earth are often called the braves
Prove me wrong is a task simpletons try
since they can answer every question about life except why
I’m too sexy baby to fucking lie
The best thing I’ve ever done is say goodbye
I don’t really think that I love you anymore…
Or or or or or or or or….
Maybe this one time, I might not be right
Maybe daytime is just an illusion because its always midnight…
I promise you that all of this is the goddess’ honest truth
like I promise that the last thing that I miss in the world is you.

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