When I’m standing behind you I become a common baron caterpillar.
That’s when I fade into you.
You taste good and look good and feel good so
When I’ve got you bent over at the waist I become a border collie.
That’s when I can’t love anything more than you.
You smell good and taste good and look good so
When I’ve lifted your body off the ground I become a blue whale.
That’s when I exert my strength over you.
You talk good and smell good and taste good so
When you can no longer breathe I become a lion.
That’s when I willfully devour you.
You feel good and talk good and smell good so
When you cry afterward I become a gorilla.
That’s when I laugh hardest trying to love you.
You look good and feel good and talk good so
Don’t act like you don’t know me or I’ll become a sacculina barnacle.
That’s when I’ll castrate you.
It’s all good…