The Man With The Yellow Hat Is Drunk

Just because there is no one else
that I can choke and slap
Just because there is no one else
that I can lead off beaten paths
Just because there is no one else
that I want riding next to me
Just because there is no one else
that looks better on their knees
Just because there is no one else
that I can flirt with and then diss
Just because there is no one else
that I can punch and then kiss
Just because there is no one else
who’s irritation makes me laugh
Just because there is no one else
that I can lead off beaten paths
Just because there’s no one else
whose dick I’d like to jack
Doesn’t mean that I’m going to
text your pretty monkey ass back…

 

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