You can have it fast and cheap.
A couple of domestic beers at a dive bar nearby for some karaoke.
If fun is your objective, it’ll be just that.
But it’ll end right there.
You can have it fast and good.
A conversation at a bookstore slash coffee shop after work.
If friendship is your objective, it’ll be just that.
But it’ll end right there.
You can’t have it fast, cheap and good.
Because that’s just sex.
And I don’t want to have sex with you whether that’s your objective, or otherwise.
2 outta 3 is standard honey, sorry.
What would you rather?