DaAbsentee n’ Me

I’m bad at sarcasm.
I see you baby.
I’m so not a fan of sarcasm, I mean.
I see you when you see me.
I don’t know if the sarcastic person is insulting me but not brave enough to just say what they mean, or if they are calling me stupid because I don’t realize that they are insulting me and because of the fact that I’m dumb as fuck they don’t have to cultivate the skill necessary to be brave enough to just say what they mean.
I think I know based on your actions because actions are actual but you can never be sure about intent.
You can never really know what a motherfucker meant.
Unless they are explicit.
I see you baby.
So when you mention sarcasm and then say what I did is cute, I think that means its actually not cute and I’m dumb if I don’t know that and that the picture associated with that
that you said is cute as well is actually ugly too.
I see you when you see me though.
Or at least the photo is inappropriate.
But how the fuck am I supposed to know?
Ugh. So hard to figure it out.
Ain’t no gray to me, ain’t no gray.
Are you friend or foe?
Do you know?
I see you though, baby.
But I hate trying to figure out what sarcastic people mean even though I am sick in the head and therefore compelled to try.
I know why.
Some sarcastic people’s opinions matter while others’ don’t.
Maybe yours matters the most.
I see you when you see me and I just have to say
My life, all of our lives, would be so much better
IMHO
if sarcasm was not a thing.
Ain’t no gray so you going or you staying?
Ain’t no gray so do you love me or do you hate me?
How the fuck am I supposed to know
if you don’t actually say so?
Are your actions the distraction or vice versa?
I see you baby.
Just tell me what you are trying to tell meeeee!
Ain’t no gray so are you coming or going?
Tell me straight out. Upfront. No Chaser. No Straw.
Either you like it or you like me or you don’t or either or neither or both.
I think I know based on your actions because actions are actual but you can never be sure about intent.
I see you when you see me but
I’m bad at sarcasm.
I see you baby.
I’m so not a fan of sarcasm, I mean.
I see you when you see me.
What does what you chose to say really mean?
Does it mean what I think that you think that I think it means?
Does it mean anything?
I think I know based on your actions because actions are actual but you can never be sure about intent.
Don’t confuse me.

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Da Absentee says:

    https://wp.me/p1WIh7-l2

    Queen… A simple response. Please check it out.

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