Flakes of flattery near the onset of winter

If she’s pretty, tell her.
If she smiles, leave her alone.
If she touches you, she’s glad you think so.
If she says thanks, she might rob you.
If she says, oh yeah? She might rob you.
If she says, uhm…you too. She’s on some freak shit.
If she says but I’m a man, say facts are facts.

If he’s pretty you gotta tell him too.
It’ll make his dick hard.
If he says but I’m a man, get your shit and leave though.

 

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