I made a fool of myself today
I drank a beer today
I brushed my teeth and my hair today
I masturbated today
I overshared today
I lied today
I day dreamed today
Okay I had, like, two beers today
I excommunicated some life draining humans today
I rolled my eyes today
I listened to music and even sang along today
I read a lot of shit today
Mindfulness shit
Work Shit
Texts from my sorority sisters shit
textbooks even and shit
I did a lot of things but thoughts of you didn’t fade
I may have overindulged today
When I think about it, I had three beers today
Didn’t call you.
No, four? Five? Definitely Six beers today.
I even got high.
I didn’t make any mistakes though.