For everything I need and could possibly want
there’s a guy who delivers whether you’re home or not
you want pizza, you want dishsoap, you want a brand new chair?
you want a mister fix it to fall through when you are or aren’t there?
For everything I could think of that’s possible to buy
there’s a dude who will pull up and he can be that guy
Roll for you, sweep up, clean out all of your pipes
drop off herb, say soft words and blow your back out all night
he can stay there and wait for you to give commands
and go retrieve whatever and lay it in your hands
there’s a man you might know him who will do it all for free
and if you’re done with him for good this time send him back to me…

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