I might just be an old school cartoon pirate but I’ll tell you this
if people like you, it is because they think they are better than you in some way.
But who is to say, right?
I mean you don’t have to take my word for it I’m nothing more than Velcro and macrame skin and bones but I swear, if people like you, it is because you entertain them somehow.
Maybe, I’m wrong, yeah?
Could be but I’m not an expert, I’m just a Jell-O filled jelly roll of undigested meat but it seems evident that if people like you, it is because they don’t see you as a threat.
Or because they have a use for you.
Or because you remind them of themselves.
Or because if they could get away with killing you and then becoming you, they would.
I’m probably way off base, huh?
I’ll never know.
Nobody likes me for long.