Fat ass? Check. Huge boobs? Indeed. Fluffy, luscious lips? Fact.
Crazy? For sure. Low self esteem? Affirmative. Self Aware? Absolutely.
College grad? No doubt. World Traveler? Obviously. Charisma? Totally.
Barely above poverty? Yup. Uncouth? You bet. Manipulative? Certainly.
Talented? Definitely. Spirited? Of Course. Creative? Undoubtedly.
Neurotic? Absolutely. Petty? Aye. Aggressive? Uh-huh.
For the moment.
Remains to be seen.
Depends on who you ask…