If I didn’t have to block his monkey ass for the second time my question to him would have been why the hell are you still thinking about a “BDSM hookup” from years ago THAT YOU DIDN’T even have with me, psycho? I literally NEVER thought about you again.
Humans are wild. I couldn’t make this shit up if I wanted to so I’m going to share it with you all, uncut (except the names) and see if you want to throw your computer and the whole entire planet in the trash at the end of it like I did…TRULY WHAT THE FUCCCCC…….
On Sunday, October 16, 2022 at 03:30:38 PM PDT, This fucking idiot wrote:
Hi, it’s Fuckface. This was the message that I tried sending to you on Facebook.
Hey. Long time no talk. Not sure if you remember me, but we talked a few years ago. I wasn’t able to come see you on the day that I was supposed to, but you understandably thought that I was jerking you around and blocked me. I hadn’t had a chance to told you that my father came by unexpectedly and it was a little bit of a family situation. I wasn’t able to tell you that.
Anyway, I’m sorry. I always thought about you all these years and wondered about you. My old account was deleted and that’s why I’m able to try to reach out to you. I have been through 9 levels of hell myself. Had a kid, tried working it out with his mom, that fell apart, was stuck in a crappy job which made me drink more, etc. I quit drinking, got a different job, and I’m in school now. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I always did like talking to you, because you had a way of making me feel more intelligent, in tune and with a better perspective in life.
Here’s a pic of me, I hope you recognize me.
-Fuckface
I did not recognize the fucking idiot. Notice how he said he was understandably blocked and he thought about me… did you peep that? Cool. Let’s continue….
On Sunday, October 16, 2022 at 04:04:43 PM PDT, This fucking idiot wrote:
Would it be ok if we keep talking?
I thought about NOT RESPONDING at all. My friends said don’t respond. I didn’t listen. I didn’t remember the dude which is bad enough but I would want someone else to respond to me if I were him. I’m such a fool.
Sun, Oct 16 at 4:35 PM PDT, This fucking idiot wrote:
I was wondering if we can try to pick up where we left off, however. You always intrigued me, and a woman of your caliber is incredibly stimulating mentally.
On Sun, Oct 16, 2022, 6:39 PM My Dumb Ass wrote:
Thanks for telling me that. It was a nice thing to read. I’m glad you’re well.
On Sun, Oct 16, 2022, 6:45 PM This fucking idiot wrote:
Thank you very much. I’ll be honest, I thought about you damn near nonstop for the past few years. I’d love to make it all up to you if given the chance. I know your time is valuable, and I’m too old to waste one’s time with nothing.
I still don’t remember this bloke and I feel bad now because whatever we had must have meant something to him and my trash ass don’t recollect a damn thing… he thought about me nonstop? Awl… I feel obligated to continue the conversation because anything else would be rude right? RIGHT? Wrong… But anyway so
On Sun, Oct 16, 2022, 7:32 PM I wrote:
I think that it is super thoughtful that you went to these lengths to find me and let me know that you felt sorry about what happened and that life is looking brighter. Feel free to drop me a line here and say hi any time. Take care of yourself and your little one!
But it wasn’t over. Nawl.
4:40 PM (His time, 7:40 my time)This fucking idiot wrote:
Not to sound desperate, but I’d do anything for one more chance with you. I feel like I have plenty to offer. You’re incredibly beautiful, intelligent, savvy, everything under the sun really. I’ve never went through so much trouble to try and reconnect with a lady in my life, except for you. Do you think we could give it one more shot?
Hold the fuck up. I don’t know this man, don’t remember any of this, he hasn’t spoken to me in years, tried to reach me on facebook for crying out loud
I don’t even know how long ago it was that I even had facebook and if I BLOCKED him according to him why would I want to give him one more shot? He’d do ANYTHING? What the fuck is happening here?
This is when I should have blocked him but me and trying to not hurt folk feelings…le sigh…
So I say like a FOOL-
I’m tremendously flattered. I apologize that I don’t remember all of this as vividly as you do but it is nice to know a positive impression was made. I live in California and since my recollection is foggy I’m not even sure when or where we were acquainted. So much time has passed that we are certainly strangers today and whatever we had seems to have become a good memory for you and sometimes that has to be enough.
Sun, Oct 16 at 5:04 PM This Fucking Idiot Wrote:
I also want to ask, if possibly going on a date would be out of the question just to catch up, have a few laughs, things such as that.
Then immediately responded to himself with:
You live in California now? What you said makes total sense. I remember you lived in Ohio when we did last talk. I’m not opposed to anything long distance, however if we were to somehow reconnect.
I went to bed. I hoped that if I went to bed, he would re-read all of this think better of it and move on with his life. He lives in Ohio, I don’t, my life is saved.
Nope.
Mon, Oct 24 at 9:20 PM This fucking idiot wrote:
Hey there. How goes things?
SHIT.
Mon, Oct 24 at 9:35 PM This fucking idiot wrote:
I really do miss talking to you. I was wondering that maybe if we reconnected that distance wouldn’t be such an issue since I remember us both loving to travel?
My mind was on overload. How can I get out of this delicately now? I should have been an evil responsible bitch like my friends said and just not opened this can of worms at all but you either win or you learn so which is gonna be?
I went to bed. AGAIN. Shit.
I got up, got some tea, and thought how can I say this without being a fucking evil bitch?
Tue, Oct 25 at 7:13 AM I wrote:
Good Morning,
I’m not sure exactly what the catalyst for all of this sudden interest in communicating with me, in particular, is- I’m confident that there are thousands of wonderful women to chit-chat with within Ohio. I would imagine that if I were someone you wanted to know, truly, years would not have passed since we spoke. I don’t do long-distance relationships of any kind and since my child is now 22 years old, I certainly don’t date parents of children under 18 because they technically should be extremely busy caring for their kids instead of looking to start something new in my opinion- I can’t even say that I’m the same person that I was how many years it was ago, even though again, I’m completely flattered. As I stated, you’re welcome to email me if you would like to, up to you, but I don’t owe anyone anything, I’m not obligated to offer anyone second, third, or fourth chances, and my boundaries are important as they keep me and my heart safe. I’m not desperate, I’m not in any hurry, I’m not sad or lonely and I hope my thoughts and prose blog aren’t giving you the impression that I want to spin the block, go back to where I started and begin again. I do not. I do love travel, I went to the Dominican Republic this year, and I have no intention of ever going back to Ohio.
Just having this exchange now is the closest I’ve ever gotten to “unblocking” someone- those who are faithful in little things, deserve a chance to be faithful in bigger things, and if one can’t keep something small like a date, they logically aren’t good for keeping their word with anything important in my experience and I’ll die on this hill.
Thanks again for reaching out, glad you’re well but the only direction is forward.
Enjoy your day!
I’m not good with this sort of shit clearly. What I wanted to say was fuck off. I thought it was over. I thought I was clear and kind.
Tue, Oct 25 at 12:22 PM This fucking idiot WRITES ME BACK AGAIN AND SAYS:
Well then. I wasn’t trying to say that you were obligated to try something with me again. It was just a question, you didn’t have to be so harsh about it. Besides, you’re the one who blocked me on the day we were supposed to “see” each other just because I hadn’t messaged you yet. I remember that day. My father had come over for awhile and I was talking to him for a few. Besides, you weren’t really wanting a relationship with me even back then. Just a BDSM style hook up. You didn’t even give me the chance to say anything before you blocked me. Now that I’m thinking about it, I probably shouldn’t have messaged you to begin with. Enjoy your high cost of living and wildfires, I suppose. Good day to you.
Holy Mother of Christ-
Hold On Hold On Hold On
I’m confident I was drunk when all this occurred but wait- SCROLL BACK UP DEAR READER AND LOOK AT ALL HIS BOLDED TEXT. Now re-read what this fucked up piece of dirt gobblin frog shit wrote me on TUESDAY.
Here’s the thing, if it were a BDSM “hook up” He was coming to be my BITCH. I don’t switch and I’m not submissive. I was probably going to piss on this fools face, beat him, hog tie him, peg him and fuck his mouth. I didn’t DO any of that apparently, I didn’t even MEET this bitch because I don’t do “Late”. Especially if I’m going to dominate you. And if I lived in Ohio when this occurred I was fucking with the monster and MORE THAN LIKELY I was going to take pictures of this man ( I’m not saying this would have been acceptable, I’m saying its what would have happened) and I would have sent them to the monster letting him know he’s a BITCH TOO and I’ve got lots of bitches.
Le sigh.
Before I blocked his poor stupid child AGAIN- I did respond with this:
Wed, Oct 26 at 6:07 AM
I wasn’t being rude to you. I didn’t have to give you a way to contact me at all I was just trying to be clear. And then you insult me after asking me for more and more and more attention? Wow. Like I said I was A DIFFERENT PERSON back then. But thanks for making me double-sure that I didn’t make a mistake. Bullet dodged again.
Now, If this Fucking Idiot is still skulking around my blog after he reads how fucking dumb he sounds and he comes across this post-
I hope you find peace.
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