Well speaking of stupid shit there’s a dude on earth who is pissed at me and avoiding me because I didn’t want to see a photograph of his penis.
Like legit avoiding.
I think it’s the most disturbing yet funniest shit ever.
We’re flirting via text and this pretty bitch goes I want to show you what you’ve done to me.
So I said and I quote
I’ve seen a penis before. I’m willing to entertain a little flirtation but you’ve got to make it interesting for me. There’s nothing sexier than a brain and unless you’re bringing dick to me, showing me a photo won’t make me feel like your boner has anything to do with me at all. Bummer. We all could use a second chance from time to time though so once you’ve finished titillating yourself if you actually want to chat or even try to turn me on, let me know. Have fun!
That was a week ago.
Silence.
What
He
Doesn’t get is
Like Garfunkel
I like that sound too. 😜
My Mind, My Mood, My delicately poisoned pen... 
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