If you have followed DesperatelyDespicableDrivel through fifteen books, 800 one night stands, several trips across the country, late-night poetry drops after a pack of menthols and a whiskey hangover, and over a decades of poisoned ink from my bloody pen, you already know I do not do quiet, decorative, or predictable. Hello?
Today, I’m officially opening the doors to Universal Alibi—my new astral-punk merch collection created for The LUNATIX. The Pixie Prince Fans, AKA The Dirty Birdies, are always welcome, thank you for being my online friends and first readers, and staying with me as I joyfully explore my life and what people will pay for the trauma, lol- therapy is expensive!
What is Astral-Punk? Think 90s alt-rock concert-tee attitude collided with planetary confessions, tarot grit, and dark humor. Every piece in the vault comes in my signature black, white, and cinnabar-red palette and carries my custom Yù qì wàng huā chop seal—a reminder to direct your energy cleanly and let the universe sort out the rest.
Who are the Lunatix? All the dark readers, writers, scribes, miscreants, and other free spirited ouge bouche individuals who know which house their Moon sits in and how to best dress to match their Ascendant while casting protection spells simultaneously!
The First Drop Is Live Now:
- Pluto Made Me Do It. — Flagship Heavyweight Tee & Hoodie
- Obey Jupiter. — Medium weight Tee & Hoodie
- Over the Moon, Literally. — Matte-Black 11oz Ceramic Mug
- Mars Attacked!- Color Changing 11 oz Ceramic Mug
- Retrograde Relapse. — Cinnabar-Red Accent 11oz Mug
- My Path Is Lit. — Waxing Crescent Embroidered Beanie
Step inside the vault and claim your alibi → Shop Universal Alibi
For The VERSE: If these words left a bruise, you can find the complete collection of raw, dark poetry and psychological suspense right here, sweetcheeks:Click to explore
For SOMETHING WORSE: Enter my mind’s sticky labyrinth. Read full length dark dystopian raw stories and such by clicking the link, toots.Click to Scoop
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