The Persian King’s Tomb in Gotham

I am not diminished bitch
But you tried it
I was done done with the lovey dove
when you came on the scene

You tried to trick me then
And I thought the shit was funny
The entire damn time

And that’s my bad because I play with myself in horrible ways too much
I look at tragedy like ooh this is going to be comedy soon-

Anyway

You say I’m fine af huh?

Still. Wow okay.

Our relationship wasn’t healthy but you want to see me and smoke and listen to music one last time. eh?
Child, insert a meme of Val Kilmer’s face from Tombstone because what the hell?
This shit funny to me.

I said yeah uhhhhh why would you want to hang out with me if I’m unhealthy to date?
Make it make sense, but it don’t so you can’t and I’ma laugh my ass off, go onnnnnn…..

This dude said then that I’m a narcissist. Mind blown meme, right there.

I lost half a pound of flesh just laughing.

I didn’t reach out to you.
I didn’t miss you.
Completely forgot you damn near
and blocked you who knows how long ago, dear heart.

I was over you when I saw that girl’s face on special profile in your Netflix account in your bedroom.
When you laid on top of your dog in-between it’s legs and kissed it on the mouth.
When you told me you have mice but steadily threw food on the floor for the dog.
When you ignored me because you’re too busy for me
and then broke up with me because you said you couldn’t afford me
then said you were stupid for thinking all that and you missed me
and tried to come back to me by offering to eat my pussy in a crowded Japanese garden parking lot.

This shit funny to me.
How you throwing down red flags on plays only when you don’t get your way?
This shit funny to me, sadly.

Now today, I look good, you say
and you want to hang out, you say
and when I decline because you could literally die and nothing about my life would change
it dawned on you I am a narcissist.
Viola Davis picking up her purse, rolling her eyes and leaving the frame meme…
Am I one…
Because…
we live in different cities and you wrecked your car high and drunk and I wasn’t interested in coming to get you in order for you to fuck me when trains, buses and Ubers exist not to mention rentals?

This shit funny to me.

Because…
I wouldn’t move into your new apartment free from your recent ex about 2 weeks and be your roommate after only dating you a month?

And yet you started the conversation with saying how much you like me and how physically attractive I am and how you want to be in my presence once more and when rebuffed

Gently I might add
which is rare form for me because I’m ridiculously petty-

I’m suddenly a bonafide narcissist.

If I could laugh harder I’d pass out.

Happy 2025 sugar.

May you meet your god early or rest in hell assuredly.

I am not diminished bitch
But you tried it
The laughs alone was worth it.

I play with myself too hard sometimes.