My friend’s dog died.
As I am the ultimate wingman
to cheer him up
LOL YEAH THAT’s WHY
I ate a gummy
and once it hit
off the top of my dome
(obviously)
I sang a jazzy little ditty into my phone
to post here and send to him
so he could get a good laugh
’cause yeah life is terrible sometimes
but if you have an insane friend to reach out to
at least you’ll get to snort
a few more times
than you otherwise would.
Cheer up Pinky, you still got me!
This song is called “Good News for Balls of Blue”
I expect you to write some verses and sing it with me
when our band, Sparkly Garbage
finally performs live at Red Rocks!
-Brain


