@DanV0nD00m

He said he’d do it so I said come here for a second, doll and he said, only a second? We drifted off then. So I said, That’s all it will take to convince you that you made the right decision. Confident words would win him- And he says, I don’t doubt that in the…

Bad & Bitmoji

I wonder who he’s singing to I wonder who he loves I wonder who he answers to a mortal or spiritual motives I think he’s kind of pretty in the way only a man can be I wonder who he’s kissing on and why it can’t be me I don’t know him from Adam he…

Chateau Cheval Blanc St Emilion

She tried wrapping her mind around it but it was a concept that she couldn’t grasp, how could you so blatantly sing your own praises while taunting others to kiss your ass? See, she could only shout out about how great she thought that she was if she was staring at the bottom of what…

When Irish Whiskey Speaks for Me

Aye, first of all, you’re too loud. No seriously, seriously, we’re all adults here. All of us. Calm down, okay? Every one. You got that? There’s no reason to raise your voice to or at anyone here, there’s no one here, honey who doesn’t understand what you mean. All we can ask for from one…

Gravity Glue

Sometimes I’m horny. I can even be sinister. But I’m always just cataclysmic. Sometimes I’m happy. I can even be sanctimonious. But I’m always just corporeal. Sometimes I’m hopeful. I can even be sympathetic. But I’m always just climatic. Sometimes I’m hungry. I can even be sarcastic. But I’m always just carbon based. Sometimes I’m…

No Thru Traffic Here

If you say you coming at 6 and you not here at 6, you late. I’ma be somebody else, on something else already. If you text me good morning beautiful but you aint never seen me in the morning so you don’t even know if that shit is actually true, just to wake me up…

Auditioning Sidekicks

I texted the monster. I told him in case he needed me he had a way to contact me. Then I met Houdini. The right speech patterns, the right spirituality, the right artistic endeavors. But turns out like it turns out he isn’t the fucking brightest. We fucked anyway and we’ve already had a fight….

Son Lux

The thing that I like about him the best is that he said exactly what he thought that this association should look like right out of the gate. My god. He didn’t try to trick me He didn’t try to manipulate me He didn’t try to see where I was vulnerable and exploit me He…

Sugar Baby Potential

Just in case he never comes back which would be a rookie mistake on his part I feel that I need to say that he came as advertised even though he lied He pretended to be closer in age Just to get next to me The creep of Destiny And I didn’t act right, I…

Boys from the Bay

I like doting on men. Saying sweet shit like I don’t ever need anything else but you and making them poetry, and stories and songs and doing all of the stupid and specific sex shit they like and acting all vulnerable and innocent and pleasant and letting them fuck me whenever and wherever they want…