38 Papercuts to the Left Ventricle

I cast spells on me.
This is my prepared statement in response to any negative comments online about my art that I read aloud to myself(and never share with the commenter)before the blocking of the useless fools commences: 

How flattering that you chose to spend the time that you have on this water ball insulting me when you could’ve been doing literally anything else! I truly hope those few precious seconds you devoted to trying to bring me down with unkind words were a pleasure. I thank you for the life energy that you spent letting me know that you didn’t think something was right with me. I appreciate being the center of your attention since you have nothing else better to do with your existence and I hope that you get to meet your god early and soon! I take extreme satisfaction in having been able to usurp your power through your unnecessarily vocal disapproval of what had no real lasting impact on you whatsoever. Be well if you can. Adieu.


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