Misery is a Faithful Fuck

This is what I would have said
if I could have talked to you today
I would’ve told you that I spent two hours yesterday
watching a movie starring Harris Dickinson
and he is literally just the finest thing I’ve ever seen in my life and watching him suffer in the movie was literally the greatest thing since watching you suffer face-to-face in real life and no
he’s not as good looking as you are of course obviously
But he’s who you would be probably if you were braver and not so weird but the fact that you’re weird makes you so much better
like
you’re a fucking superstar and you live in a cornfield for no fucking reason just because you fucking can
and that’s like super hot so anyway, it brought you back to the forefront of my mind and it’s been difficult not unblocking you and telling you that I feel the thing right now and
difficult not to say stupid shit to you like that I miss you and I want to mess with you and I feel like I would really like to get on your nerves today
Make you roll your fucking eyes every kind of way they can be rolled
I want to make you so terribly angry
baby
and when I don’t get a chance to talk to you
it’s literally like trying to find something to fill the minutes with that I can’t use to choke you anymore
so I hope you’re having a good day.
I hope whatever it is that you’re doing is the most engaging fun thing that ever happened to you and that I’m ruining it right now because you’re stuck thinking about me too literally
that’s what I hope because you know literally
there’s nothing better in the world than you suffering literally
and I hope you’re fucking suffering completely right now.
It’s the only thought that gives me any peace.